”Girlfriend In a Coma” by Doug Coupland
It’s the 1970’s in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada and a group of six friends attend a typical teenager party: Karen, Richard, Wendy, Linus, Pamela, and Hamilton. There would have been another, Jared, a promiscuous jock, but he had only recently died of leukemia, and now a constant shadow in the back of the minds of everyone.
Karen is a typical 17 year old, taking diet pills to lose weight, and typically just enjoying her youth.
Richard is Karen’s boyfriend, a normal teenager like most. On the night of the party he and Karen finally have sex for the first time.
Wendy is the dedicated student, working hard to become a doctor. She had harbored feelings for Jared, and can’t quite get over that despite his death.
Linus is a bit of an introvert, but still manages to hang out with the group. He’s very introspective and observant of society and his own existence.
Pamela is Karen’s best friend with hopes of becoming a super model.
And finally, Hamilton, a bit of a punk who seems to have no goals in mind other than continuing a tumultuous, drama-filled, on-and-off relationship with Pamela.
On this faithful night, Karen has a prophetic vision of the future: of a world devastated by some disaster, devoid of all hope. She has some instinct that something is going to happen, especially to herself, and desperately makes love to her boyfriend, Richard. Afterwards, she ominously gives him a letter, telling him to return it to her, unopened, the next day.
However, after a night of pill-popping and drinking, Karen suddenly falls into a coma.
The lives of the friends are dramatically affected once again similar to Jared’s death. However, they continue to live their lives while Karen, who also happens to be pregnant, sleeps away. Each of the friends continue down a slope of obsessions and addictions, perhaps their ways of coping with the loss or maybe to blunt their bitter taste of cruel life.
Richard, devastated the most by the loss of his girlfriend, succumbs to alcoholism.
Wendy throws herself into her work and school, leaving no room for anything or anyone else in her life.
Linus becomes melancholy, travels the world to try and discover himself.
Pamela eventually does become a world famous model, but gives in to the decadent lifestyle, and eventually getting addicted to heroine.
Hamilton seems to just drift around, doing all sorts of drugs.
Karen eventually gives birth during her coma, to a baby girl named Megan. She is raised by her parents, growing up into a rebellious teenager.
And that’s what happens for the first two-thirds of the book: life goes on for seventeen years. They all go off in all parts of the world, but eventually all return back home, one way or another. And then on a Halloween night, Karen finally wakes up.
Karen wakes up as if nothing has happened, like waking from a night of sleep. Her body is frail and looks older, but her mind is still that of a young seventeen year old. She is practically a medical miracle. Her friends as well as the whole world have many questions for her; and while she is surprised and enthralled to find a full grown daughter who becomes like her newest best friend, she is jaded by the advances of the world. People are all disconnected, despite the technology. Karen then reveals her baleful premonition of the end of the world.
And just like that, the end happens: people all over the world fall to sleep, never to awaken ever again. Society collapses and no one is left alive… except for Karen, her friends, and her daughter. The seven of them are what remain of humanity on the whole planet.
This is my favorite part of the book: seeing how the group copes with being last on earth. There is no shortages of money, wealth, drugs, and food. They are free to take whatever they want. They have money fights. They raid pharmacies. But it can only last for so long. There’s no hope or future, and they just somehow let themselves fall into the same pitfalls as before the apocalypse, remaining immature and refusing to evolve.
The ending is a bit too meta for my tastes and is a bit too convoluted to explain.
I’ll be honest, when I picked this one, I thought it would be a fun science fiction type book. I was looking forward to seeing how the world ends, and what explanation there was for it and Karen’s coma. And their dead friend, Jared, also plays some kind of role as well, but it just didn’t make much sense to me.
It took some time before the book really got into the end of the of world. I was reading all about the group’s lives and how they went on to live as adults after school, expecting some kind of sign or anything out of the ordinary that might be a premonition of what’s to come. But there are no such signs. They just… go about their own lives like normal people.
The concept of a modern Rip Van Winkle is intriguing to me. Where a person from the past wakes up in the present/future and sees how the world has vastly changed without him/her. It would certainly be a shock. Unfortunately for Karen, she wasn’t that impressed with our advancements. That could certainly make us question ourselves: are we really evolving as a species? Or are we just disconnected? If you’re into those kinds of philosphical discussions, then this book is probably up your alley.
Sorry, but not for me. Points for the fun ways they tried to live after the world ended though. Reminded me of “I Am Legend.”
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- JayNCoke